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Thứ Hai, 20 tháng 6, 2016

solitaire player

The game's continued pre-eminence is a remarkable feat—it's something akin to living in a universe in which Pong were the most-popular title for PlayStation 3. One reason solitaire endures is its predictability. The gameplay and aesthetic have remained remarkably stable; a visitor from the year 1990 could play the latest Windows version without a glitch, at least if he could figure out how to use the Start menu. It also remains one of the very few computer programs, game or nongame, that old people can predictably navigate. Brad Fregger, the developer of Klondike solitaire turn one, the first commercial solitaire game for the Macintosh and the PC, told me that his 89-year-old mother still calls regularly to brag about her high scores.
The game has also maintained a strong foothold in the modern-day cubicle. Despite the easy availability of other cheap amusements, five minutes of dragging cards around on the screen remains a speedy route to mental health and a mild form of workplace disobedience. (Just don't do it when Mayor Bloomberg is around.) Since solitaire doesn't take up the whole screen, it's easy to click over and play a hand or two when you get tired of data entry, then quickly toggle back over to your database program when your manager happens to walk by. This sort of multitasking, the ability to minimize and hide applications, is the most essential feature of the Windows OS. And solitaire taught us how to use it.
The ability to screw around while staring at one's computer—a posture once exclusively associated with doing work—added new friction to the boss-employee dynamic. While people screwed around at work before computers—what did they do exactly, those poor souls?—the advent of PC-based leisure pursuits launched a national conversation about how much screwing around is too much. By the early 1990s, companies like Coca-Cola, Sears, and Boeing either removed Windows' preinstalled games or enacted bans on engaging with them. In 1993, a travel agency executive educated Business Week on the prevailing wisdom: "If you let people play games on [office computers], you may as well let them insert a TV-reception board so they can watch The Beverly Hillbillies." (For his sake, I hope this guy retired before they invented YouTube.)
Despite all of these upper-management freakouts—and despite regular, bogus productivity studies that estimated solitaire and its ilk draining $800 trillion dollars a year from the economy—you could make the case that the card game has actually been good for business. Before e-mail and the Web, solitaire introduced the idea of being chained to your desk. Consider that the rise of FreeCell coincided with the erosion of coffee breaks, cigarette breaks, and lunch breaks. Why leave the office when you can just eat at your desk and entertain yourself?
For the goal-oriented solitaire player, the entertainment value comes in pushing for the game's outer limits: a new high score in Klondike, a record FreeCell winning streak. It's this sort of private record-keeping that brings on the game's addictive properties. Dr. Maressa Hecht Orzack, an assistant professor at Harvard Medical School, opened the first clinic for computer addiction in 1996. Her inspiration: becoming obsessed with beating her personal solitaire scoring record. "I kept playing solitaire more and more," she wrote in a 2006 Washington Post chat, "my late husband would find me asleep at the computer. I was missing deadlines. I knew something had to be done."

Thứ Hai, 13 tháng 6, 2016

fish

Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a caterpillar 
Don't worry you'll soon change! 

Doctor, Doctor you've taken out my tonsils, my adenoids, my gall bladder, my varicose veins and my appendix, but I still don't feel well.
That's quite enough out of you! 

Doctor, Doctor I've got bad teeth, foul breath and smelly feet.
Sounds like you've got Foot and Mouth disease! 

Doctor, Doctor my husband smells like fish
Poor sole! 

Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a spider
What a web of lies! 

Doctor, Doctor I'm a burglar!
Have you taken anything for it? 

Doctor, Doctor my baby is the image of his father
Never mind just so long as he's healthy! 

this light

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a moth.
So why did you come around then?
Well, I saw this light at the window...! 

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee
Have you tried taking the spoon out? 

Doctor, Doctor I feel like a spoon!
Well sit still and don't stir! 

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pack of cards. 
I'll deal with you later. 

Doctor, Doctor Have you got something for a bad headache?
Of course. Just take this hammer and hit yourself in the head. Then you'll have a bad headache. 

Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking there is two of me
One at a time please 

Doctor, Doctor will this ointment clear up my spots?
I never make rash promises! 

my sister

Doctor Doctor I feel like a racehorse.
Take one of these every 4 laps! 

Doctor, doctor my sister here keeps thinking she's invisible!
What sister? 

Doctor, Doctor I'm on a diet and it's making me irritable. Yesterday I bit someones ear off.
Oh dear, that's a lot of calories! 

Doctor, Doctor Can I have second opinion?
Of course, come back tomorrow! 

Doctor, Doctor you have to help me out!
Certainly, which way did you come in? 

Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm God
When did this start?
Well first I created the sun, then the earth... 

Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I’m invisible
Who said that? 

Thứ Sáu, 10 tháng 6, 2016

a quadruped

Q: What looks like half a cat?
A: The other half!

Q: What was the name of the film about a killer lion that swam underwater?
A: 'Claws.' 

Q: If a four-legged animal is a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped, What's a tiger?
A: A stri-ped!

Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep?
A: A stripey sweater!

Q: How does a lion greet the other animals in the field?
A: 'Pleased to eat you.'!

Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
A: Frostbite!

Q: What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt?
A: 'Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.' 

Q: What is lion's favorite food?
A: Baked beings!

Thứ Hai, 6 tháng 6, 2016

VIKING SEA

Public space in Germany is not held hostage by liability lawsuits; Berlin playgrounds are not designed by lawyers. Thus they offer an opportunity for exploration that is, well — playful. It’s enough to make some of my American visitors, many who admit to being helicopter parents (one friend giddily describes herself as a Black Hawk) — weak at the knees.

Viking Sea cruise ship for europe destination vacation
Viking Sea Cruise Ship
Cruise: Inaugural 10-night Empires of the Mediterranean
Itinerary: Istanbul, Turkey, to Kuşadası, Turkey, to Piraeus, Greece, to Thira, Greece, to Kotor, Montenegró, to Dubrovnik, Croatia, to Pula, Croatia, to Venice, Italy
Cruise date: Inaugural voyage on April 3, 2016, with select dates in 2016
Price: Starting at $4,099
Despite the fact that the ship launches in 3rd April, there may still be time for you to reserve your spot on board the dazzling new Viking Sea, Viking Ocean Cruises’ second to launch in a fleet that plans to add four sister ships. This ship will set sail throughout the spring and summer with Baltic itineraries; the 930-passenger midsize ship will then reposition itself to theMediterranean, sail year-round throughout Greece, Egypt, and Turkey. Days at sea offer many ways to unwind in unique areas including the ship’s Scandinavian-influenced Wintergarden retreat and its unique Nordic holistic wellness spa.

HARMONY OF THE SEAS

We leave a cellphone number and go for a walk while our children pick up hammers and nails and contribute to an ever-expanding wooden structure that would not be out of place in the recent “Mad Max” remake. Splinters, be damned. Sometimes the adult volunteers who run the place offer special projects, like making mud bricks by hand, or constructing a windmill. Sometimes the children roast stockbrot, bread on a stick, over an open bonfire. Mostly they just do as they please. Isn’t that the whole idea?

harmony of the sea cruise ship to europe line
Harmony of the seas Cruise ship
Cruise: Inaugural 4-Night Short Getaway Cruise
Itinerary: Roundtrip from Southampton, England, to Rotterdam, Netherlands
Cruise date: May 22, 2016
Price: Starting at $1,860
Harmony of the seas has become the largest cruise ship in the world when it makes its inaugural voyage this May. A triumphant mega ship equipped with more amenities than most ships combined, Harmony of the Seas brings a few new signature elements to the Oasis Class, including the Ultimate Abyss, a slide that stretches ten stories and a crop of thrilling waterslides known as the Perfect Storm slides. 

Thứ Năm, 2 tháng 6, 2016

Cheese Shop With a French Stamp

The French Cheese Board, which operated a storefront briefly as a trial balloon in the garment district, has returned with a more elaborate setup in SoHo. The new location from this trade group offers a changing selection of cheeses for sampling and sale; accessories like boards, knives, honeys and preserves; a kitchen for demonstrations and lessons; and an art gallery:French Cheese Board, 41 Spring Street (Mulberry Street),
 
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