this light

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a moth.

So why did you come around then?

Well, I saw this light at the window...! 

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee

Have you tried taking the spoon out? 

Doctor, Doctor I feel like a spoon!

Well sit still and don't stir! 

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pack of cards. 

I'll deal with you later. 

Doctor, Doctor Have you got something for a bad headache?

Of course. Just take this hammer and hit yourself in the head. Then you'll have a bad headache. 

Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking there is two of me

One at a time please 

Doctor, Doctor will this ointment clear up my spots?

I never make rash promises!