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Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a caterpillar 

Don't worry you'll soon change! 

Doctor, Doctor you've taken out my tonsils, my adenoids, my gall bladder, my varicose veins and my appendix, but I still don't feel well.

That's quite enough out of you! 

Doctor, Doctor I've got bad teeth, foul breath and smelly feet.

Sounds like you've got Foot and Mouth disease! 

Doctor, Doctor my husband smells like fish

Poor sole! 

Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a spider

What a web of lies! 

Doctor, Doctor I'm a burglar!

Have you taken anything for it? 

Doctor, Doctor my baby is the image of his father

Never mind just so long as he's healthy!